Let’s take a quick look at this roster that has been put together for our quest to be mediocre by one of the best basketball minds in the business.

Andrea Bargnani – Nice to see his turnaround of-late. It will be interesting to see what he does after the break. Does he continue his attack-the-basket ways or does he revert back to hiding at the bottom of a bowl of pasta? He has become more aggressive on defence as well, which is a welcome improvement. Still, 4 boards a game (down a smidge even from last year) is appalling for a 7 foot player. By the way, the whole Dirk started slow thing worked last year. This year? Well, Dirk in his second year averaged 6.5 boards and 17.5 points. Bargs is at 3.7 and 10.3, with one of the better PG tandems in the league. Through no fault of his own, he will go down as one of the worst top picks in history, possibly of any sport.

Maceo Baston – Easily the second worst signing by this club since being taken over by The Liar. However, much like another mistake, it is no fault of Maceo. Is this guy a starter? Not in the least. Should he be looked at as better than Joey Graham? Absolutely. He’s got a good basketball head, he has length, he has hops. How many of those things can be said about Joey? How much would another 5-7min per game of rest help Chris Bosh? He was pursued as an insurance policy, but it has yet to be cashed in. Sub him in to bridge the end of quarters against second line centres. Do it.

Chris Bosh – Of course if Liar was here at the time, I’d probably be talking about Darko, but luckily some basketball brains were around the club at the time. I still think he has yet to play to his potential. I was hoping the cage door would be opened this year with the addition of outside shooters, but that has failed, especially at the start of games. Like Bargs, he has realized his potential of driving to the bucket, but he does so typically against double teams, which he still needs help on passing out of. He is far and away this teams MVP, game in and game out.

Jose Calderon – Another top notch signing. Amazing that Liar hasn’t traded him away as yet. It will be interesting to watch, though. I wondered earlier in the year whether or not Jose would play the market. As incredible as it seems, given his play this year, I’m convinced he wants to stay….but also convinced he isn’t dumb. Does he sign a short deal and bail if we remain in mud or TJ isn’t moved? Does he hold out and ask for the average salary? Who could argue he isn’t worth a Kapono-type deal? I can hear the accountants at MLSE crying already.

Carlos Delfino – A rarity. A good signing by the Liar, preying on a rare moment of weakness from the motor city. Mind you, he is also in for a fairly large increase this summer. Question is, though, have we seen his best? I think we have. It’s good…but mediocre. Close your eyes and tell me five games that he has made a memorable contribution. That being said, look for Liar to sign Delfino to some nice money and a few more years of stop-gap basketball off the bench in Toronto.

Juan Dixon – About as affective as a fan in a windstorm. Another midlevel (at the best of times) player floundering on the bench. Sad to think that he is our biggest piece of meat to dangle in front of other GMs. Worth nothing in return.

TJ Ford – What? He’s injured again? Get outta Texas. No way!! Guess it was good that we kept Lucas around, huh? It happened in practice?? Practice!?!? We talking about practice!!??!! Okay, in all fairness, I still don’t consider him to be much better than an under control Rafer Alston. I think he makes poor decisions off the dribble, I think he plays favourites, and I think he has the mental makeup of a punch drunk fighter. Of course, with this regime, what did we do? Extend him for a silly amount of years and give him a salary that will scare off mid-level teams. This after Jose looked like he was coming out of his shell. He needs to be moved for a half decent replacement guard and some picks.

Jorge Garbajosa – Okay, so I’m watching Liar on the midseason thing on RaptorsTV. He says we aren’t any better because Jorge is missing. Now, is this the Jorge of last year or the Jorge that was sitting down looking at the in-seat service menu this year? He’s referred to as a glue guy, and I agree with that. I think his toughness resonates with others. What else resonates? 8.5pts 5 boards in 28.5 min. Hardly something you should be “missing” statistically. Still, get well soon, come back, and let us forget about some of the other table scraps you’ll be playing with.

Joey Graham – Nobody to blame but himself. It’s not like he hasn’t received opportunities, certainly more than his brother has. Athletic, but seems to be as dumb as Darrell Walker, which is saying something. We have seen the best of him and he should be gone. Quickly. I still wonder what the NBDL would do for him. Let him go down and dominate and then see if he can’t come back all pumped up.

Kris Humphries – Hey, he’s my favourite Raptor and even I wouldn’t have signed him to that deal. Sure, Hoffa is gone, but give me some of that money in the next year or so to go after someone my coach likes and can get the job done more consistently. That being said, I still have to rag on Mitchell for not using Humph more. Is he a stud? No. Should he be 7th-8th in the rotation? Given this teams lack of rebounding and interior prescence, yes. I give you that Rasho has a big body, but he isn’t the firecracker that this team needs at times.

Jason Kapono – Ahhhh… my flickering beacon of Liar-ism. Let us spend a gahzillion dollars, get the best 3pt shooter in the game and let him play, say, 20 minutes a game. Make sure he is behind an unproven rookie and a guy who is a good defender but, for the majority of the season, can’t find the hoop. I’ve been as rough as anybody on Kapono and his in-game play, but I’m coming around. Would I trade his defensive liabilities for Parker or Moon’s spot? Yes. Yes, I would. I think Kapono would open the floor for Bosh and (shudder) Moon and keep the opposition honest. Hell, why not set up a game-to-game rotation and keep teams guessing as to your starting lineup? Anyway, you have the reigning world record holder for 3pt shots sitting on your bench not knowing when he is coming in. It’s sad. Mismanagement at it’s best. Go figure.

Darrick Martin – Tell me this guy wouldn’t be great for a suit advertisement or a inspirational seminar. Full stop. He should get more floor time than Juan, but is a great mentor. I give even money that he is brought back as a coach next year. Liar has shown no loyalty in the past and continues to prove it to current Club employees, so no reason to think he won’t continue. Hey, it’s costly to fly in the teams jet to see family & friends, you know.

Jamario Moon – Much like Doug Smith, I’m beginning to grow weary. As I pointed out earlier this week, he is lying just as well as Bryan does, so kudos. Now, how about playing some ball? He can’t remember his plays, he shoots jump shots like he thinks he is Andrea Jr, and his lack of movement on offensive sets is enough to make Mitchell worry about more grey hair. He let his shot an infamy slip through his fingers and, two months from now, he’ll be the latest version of Matt Bonner: big in Toronto and barely a blip anywhere else. You are 27 man…get it going. Was he a diamond in the rough? He was for about 15-20 games, yes. Now just another cog in the mediocrity wheel. And, hey, do you give this guy a nice raise in two years or give the money to Bosh? You decide.

Rasho Nesterovic – The poster boy for this team. Boring, stuck in mud, not going anywhere, but MAN, will we be ready for the playoffs!! What’s that? The Nets kicked our ass? Oh. Forgot. The guy is built like a tree and jumps like one. Nice. An $8mil tree. Couldn’t get 2 or 3 smaller ones…nope, lets go big…and go home.

Anthony Parker – The photographer of said poster. He’s hot. His sister isn’t bad. He is the most well spoken Raptor ever and he deserves to be in the NBA. Is he a starter for a division champion? Ummm….no. Is he as good a defender as, say, Mo-Pete? Ummmm….no. Speaking of, I see Anthony in Mo’s feet. Good, consistent, never an all-star and the kind of guy that will whet your appetite enough that you keep him around. Hmm, sort of like the last 5 years of this franchise?

Shouldn’t a bag full of cap room and a #1 pick have resulted in something better than this? We aren’t really much better than the powerhouses in Atlanta and New Orleans, yet, both of those franchises have a promising future. Here? Maybe two summers ago. Then we got lied to.

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