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Bargnani – The Italian Stallion continues to ride. He was hotter than Jessica Alba. The one concern is how he comes back after that tumble. Does he take it as a challenge and continue to Jenna Jameson? (take it hard to the hole). One thing: I disagree with Leo. I don’t think the foul was over the top intentional. Bargs did what TJ did a bit in that he brought the ball back down, so he was hit with a body looking for the ball, not a guy just jumping up to body check.
Baston – Toronto’s most expensive secret continues to earn his salary. Perfect from the floor, running like a man who just ate at Taco Bell, and adding one more sweaty top for the equipment manager.
Brezec – Sweaty continues to give Jerksky some more man love material, Personally, I would think tonight would have been a good game for him to rise above the crowd (pun intended) against some shorter bodies. Guess I was just whack, homey.
Calederon – Back like that fantasy you continue to have about that hotty in ninth grade. 13 assists, 1 turnover, and, most importantly, that Jose smile. Good game and the vision is back.
Delfino – I think we need to call this guy HC, as in HotCold. He’s about as predictable as watching a toddler walk straight. Looking at past history, he should have had a pretty good game tonight. Well, his hair did. He didn’t hit a shot from the floor and his D was a letdown.
Ford – Anybody else notice him forcibly looking for his teammates in the fourth? I bet he felt like he was in a porn video with Paris Hilton…all eyes on him saying “now, don’t mess this up”. He didn’t. A nice solid 13 point game in which he shared the ball and some nightmares with Bargs.
Graham - Well, if you get outplayed by Maceo Baston, you know it ain’t good. He did have 1 turnover, saving him from a night of blanks that would have made a 74-year old male proud.
Humphries – +14!! Woot!! +14!!! He is a God!! Ladies and Gentlemen, our version of Brad Pitt: banging bodies and full of balls. Not a great night for the man, and just horrid on running his set in plays, but +14!!!! +14!!!!!
Kapono – remember that kid in music class that played the tuba? Played it pretty well, then just gave it up because he met a hot chick and didn’t want a tuba getting in the way? Well, when it comes to playing in a real game, the 3pt shot is Jason’s tuba.
Moon - scrap the media guide. If you want to have a microcosm of this Raptor team, Eclipse is it. Raises his defensive effort to match a better player (Marion), lowers it against lesser opponents. Cocky in a win, excuse laden in a loss. Disappears in long stretches. Doesn’t want to overextend himself. Ahhh…fits like a condom on a banana, no?
Nesterovic – if Dwight Howard is Superman, then Rasho is Captain Canuck. My main man was hoovering up rebounds, hitting that outside shot, running up the floor (not just jogging) and looking like he was having the time of his life. The starting lineup agrees with him. Keep him there. Please. Oh, and his first double/double as a Raptor.
Parker – you know that guy at work that seems to do stuff effortlessly, is almost always right, and is probably knocking boots with that hot secretary at the Christmas party? Yeah, Anthony probably taught that guy all he knows. Nice job tonight.
Driving The Bus: Rasho Nesterovic
Under The Bus: Joey Graham
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Wooo weee a win!
Oh well I will take it after what we have had to watch the last few games.
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