Bargnani – do me a favour: go get a slice of swiss cheese. Now hold it up in front of you. See all those holes? Welcome to Andrea’s game. 0 points and only 4 shots in 16 minutes. Booooooo.
Bosh – tired my ass. I don’t see him gasping for air. Didn’t see it tonight, didn’t see it last night live. I’ve seen him tired before and this isn’t it. What DID I notice for the second game straight? Little to no talk between him and TJ. You know TJ, his close friend. Detective Scott wonders if Chris might be a bit pissed now that he has had time to look at what has transpired behind the scenes. No idea. Anyway, good game, in my opinion. Got to the line 16 times, had 6 assists and got his turnovers down to two. Double teamed up the butt and no shots in the fourth.
Calderon – 4 fouls in the first half. Think you’ll ever see that again? Granted, one was a giveaway foul, but still. Below average appearance for Jose with only 7pts and 4 assists. He had good looks, just weren’t falling.
Delfino – have any swiss cheese over? If so, apply again. 1 for 9, continuing his pathetic showing from 3.
Ford – he should be happy this game wasn’t at ACC. Questionable shots, flashes of “it’s only me” and defence that is just a little better than what your grandmother would provide. Actually, from now on, when my condom breaks, I’m going to say it’s TJ’d.
Kapono – you know those bobbleheads you young kids like so much? You tap it on the head, it bounces for a few minutes pretty consistently, then stops and rests until you hit it again a few days later. Doesn’t do much, but it’s always around when you need to kill some time. Hey, it’s Jason Kapono!!!
Moon – baffles me to see this guy play 35 minutes, then I realize the alternatives we have. Of course, why use Humph? Anyway, he was back to his jumpshooting ways. Worked early on as he hit shots Il Mago would be proud of, then it tapered off, but the sweet guy kept trying just like you try not to hit the toilet seat with your piss arc when you are drunk. 2 boards says it all.
Nesterovic – sit back, look up to the sky and just ponder where this club would be without the play of Rasho this past month? 22pts 14brds. I honestly keep waiting to see him check into the game with a sheriffs badge on his jersey.
Parker – 6 of 25. 6 of 25. 5 assists, but 6 of 25. I’m thinking Mop Girl could probably match that output. His effort is there, but they just weren’t dropping for him.
Driving the Bus: Rasho Nesterovic
Under the Bus: Andrea Bargnani
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These guys are mailing it in ?? Sam has lost what effect he had on the team and it’s one and out. Everyone says it is great to make the playoffs. Not sure how many of this guys will be around next year.
If they had done this 2/3 weeks earlier they would have been a lottery team . Upside is a better pick and put the passionate fans out of their misery a few days earlier. The Piston’s will keep it within 15 each game but it will be in 4.
Would not blame Bosh for demanding a trade !!
not time for bosh to demand a trade, he doesn’t seem like he gives up that easily. but if he does…fuck him, i’ll personally run him out of town. he will be asking for tj to be shipped out though, i am with scott on this one, the two don’t seem to be getting along. i wish we would fall to 8th and give the celtics an easy time in the 1st round. i want them to win it all, bring the championship back to the east!
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