Bargnani – 15 minutes of play from your #1 pick in a do or die game in the playoffs. What does THAT tell ya? He played with about as much urgency as a male teenager has going home for dinner when he is on a topless beach full of strippers.I still look back at the indifference the hometown media showed on his return to Italy this pre-season. They didn’t care. Should have been a sign.

Bosh – anybody see his interview from practice today. He looked like a tired man. Tonight he played like one. I feel for him. He had to play 5 games like they sliced off my gut, strapped it to his back and then had someone else poke him with the business side of a broom consistently for 37-40 minutes every second day for a week. Anybody that can blame this guy for this loss should be shot or forced to work for an oil company.

Calderon – seriously? really? That’s what you bring to the table in the playoffs of your contract year? Add to it that stupid thing you said about Dwight Howard the night before an elimination game? That’s like going up to LeBron and saying you just filmed his mom doing a 2 Girls 1 Cup spoof with Star Jones. Naked. In your locker room. With the guy from Girls Gone Wild doing play-by-play.

Delfino – I was impressed that Garden Gnome rung up 14 points…until I saw that 6 of them were from the charity stripe. Still, we hardly get there, so we should applaud him for that. 5 for 16, though, isn’t pretty nor was his “flyby” way of defending his man.

Ford – it’s too bad he wasn’t “mic’d” up in this series. Can’t you just imagine him saying “help…help….help” as he felt Hurricane Jameer run by him? Constantly. I do give him credit for trying to create his shot tonight, but thanks to Jose’s mouth, you would have needed 2 bodyguards to get in the paint unheeded.

Kapono – he is still pretty, even with that shiner. I still say he got it from looking through a glory hole into the Dance Pak change room after game 4. He has a thing for the blondes. 3 or 4 times tonight I think he thought a little too much about his shot and either hesitated too long or passed off on a shot that he should have taken. They seemed to close out better on him tonight, though. If he could add a drive and kick element to his game for next season, he could be a worthy 7th man off the bench.

Moon – he played defence tonight like he was Souljah Boy. Maybe he mistook Howard’s Superman nickname as a reason to dance? Jump here, jump there, woooosh.  And, what do you know, he hits two 3s in a row for a change and…doesn’t take another one. Way to keep ‘em honest, homeslice.

Nesterovic – you know at tax time when you first sit down and get all your slips together and fire up that tax program or get it all together to take to your accountant and that little voice in your head says “man, I hope I get a good amount back so I can buy myself a nice flatscreen”?  Then you get the result and you end up getting $200 or you actually have to pay? That frustration? That feeling that you just wasted all your energy and got your hopes up for nothing? Might as well be a Rasho fan.

Parker – the only starter in the NBA playoffs that will go home and have to listen to how his sister is a better player than him, has a shoe deal, and probably won’t turtle in the WNBA playoffs. Maybe he can pick up some pointers.

Mitchell – that suit was back. I need to know if that is velcro. I’m serious. Sam, I swear to you, if you get fired, I am going down to MLSE, I’m going to use my friends to get to Colangelo, and I’m going to hit him. Hard. So hard it will bend his $800 collar. You did no wrong, Sam. Good first timeout. Great inbound plays for easy points.

Sea of Red – so, Spudz and I go to this fairly well known sports bar in the west end. Granted, not a big place, but in an area that there is no other sports bar for numerous blocks on either side. 3 fans in there. We were 2 of them. Place had 6 or 7 screens…only 1 was on the Raptors game since we were outnumbered by hockey fans by like 8 to 1.  Great local support, Toronto. You guys are awesome.

Driving the Bus: Chris Bosh / Sam Mitchell

Under the Bus: Rasho Nesterovic / Bryan Colangelo

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